[young male 1, speaking as if orating] "Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door"
[young male 2] "What was that, dude?"
[young male 1, slower] "Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door"
[young male 2] "Woah, cool."
Being a Beatles kinda chick, I did an mental thumbs-up and kept walking.
At breakfast:
ReplyDeleteDo you want maple syrup on your porridge?
Brown Sugar.
Stones 1
Beatles 1
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Nails 9 [inch]
Between sessions at a film festival some years ago, I was hastily gutsing some Chinese food in an otherwise deserted arcade. A clutch of unusually thuggy looking goths stomped towards me. Pretty, young, figurehead goth girl -- out front -- sang at the top of her lungs: "I wanna fuck you like an animal."
Spluttering fried rice, I joined in: "I wanna feel you from the in-side."
Trust me, they were far far more freaked out than I was. :-)
*stands*
ReplyDelete*applauds*
HEH. If only Mr Reznor could have seen you.
ReplyDeleteNice one, &D. I love being reminded of how much I enjoy the Beetles.
ReplyDeleteHeh, noice one Chris.
ReplyDeleteI wondered if I'd get a Stoned response. Onya, Z.